Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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