Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I puked a lego.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Randomize
