i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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