Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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