Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
You are a booty call, not a friend.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
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