it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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