I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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