Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
you inspire me to be a worse person
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
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