How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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