I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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