You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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