I'm lost and stupid without you.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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