Sponge bath it is.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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