My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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