Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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