I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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