Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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