He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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