I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Randomize
