Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
