That's when you crack a 10am beer
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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