yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
It's official drugs can't kill me
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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