Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
