Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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