I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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