Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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