Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
My vagina just clenched in fear
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Randomize
