No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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