Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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