wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Bring me that man meat
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize