it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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