what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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