I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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