so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Randomize