My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Banned from zoo.
Again?
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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