For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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