$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
i out mim tonsoeep
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