Me too!
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
tell me about the fingering
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