He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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