Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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