im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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