it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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