and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
as a side note pls kill me
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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