I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
So here I am, sexting at work.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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