i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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