She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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