ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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