S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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