6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Come see our sink grown plant.
Hippo gnu deer
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I enjoy the company of your penis
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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