Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Randomize
