tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
