Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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