Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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