We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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