glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Say something about gay babies.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I currently don't understand fingers.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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