Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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