Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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