My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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