My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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